And so, as the days have gone by and all the excuses have amounted to nothing. From WMDs to Al Qaeda Loves Saddam to Saddam Personnally Threw Those Airplanes Into The World Trade Center to It's Hard Work Spreading Democracy, every damn time these blockheads come up with another excuse for this misbegotten adventure it melts away like an ice cube in the August sun.

My 'conservative' friends still believe in Our Beloved Leader, though. And of course there are those who just want to "nuke 'em all and let Jeebus sort 'em out." It amazes me absolutely to no end the lengths to which they will go to explain this war of aggression. They gladly pile conspiracy on top of plot on top of cabal when Occam's Razor indicates (pretty damn clearly) that the Bushites fucking lied.

There for sure ain't no damn WMD's in MessyPotamia.