Swede. Jumpin'. Jeebus. On a goddamn jumprope.

Whilst reading the redoubtable Plain Dealer's normally morally vacuous editorial page (hey, you gotta go with what you can get) I stumbled across this most puissant piece of... well...

Bin Laden and his ideological brethren promise that the conflict that has begun will not end until Muslims have the lands, power and status they demand and deserve.

Fair enough. But let take a deep toke of perspective, and ask ourselves--

do we really fucking believe Bin Laden and his merry band of murderers has ANY fucking chance in hell of pulling this off?

I don't know what Clifford D. May has been smokin', but I do wish he would kindly share. Bin Ladin ain't invade shit.

Who's done the invading these last few years? Was it... Saddam? No, his last little invasion party got him a lot more shit than he was ready to deal with.

Was it... maybe the motherfucking United States of America?

And I really don't give a good goddamn that the Bushite Regime and it's apologists insist that "it's not about oil." Are there any third graders that would swallow this line of bullshit?

DAMMIT.