Such weaseldicks.

I just love how right wing assholes pretend evenhandedness. I mean, look-- Hillary's not my favorite candidate; I'm on record as being in favor of grabbing Al Gore by the neck and telling him in no uncertain terms that he is the goddamn candidate. But when shit-for-brains like John Hawkins, writing in a shit-smeared rag like Human Events tries to tell us what a bad candidate Hill would make:

Hillary is carrying around as much baggage as any of the other five candidates combined, starting with her philandering husband. In fact, there are so many controversies that have swirled around Bill and Hill than you can hardly list them all: Gennifer Flowers, Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broderick, Whitewater, selling the Lincoln bedroom, using the IRS against political enemies, selling pardons, taking the White House furniture, shady cattle futures deals, impeachment, firing the travel office staff to make room for cronies, it goes on and on and on. Discount these scandals as old news if you like, but the American people are going to think long and hard before they vote to turn the White House into the sort of sleazy circus sideshow that it was during Bill Clinton’s tenure as President.

Oh, that is just fucking rich.

Hey, dumbfuck-- have you noticed the thousands of dead bodies around George Bush's tenure?

Fucking lying sacks of shit. I really hate the fuckers.

(sigh)

Meanwhile-- how 'bout them Spaniards? Opened 'em up a can of Spanish Whoopass on Ukraine. Makes me feel a little better that someone lost more ignominiously than USA did last Monday.

While the Brazilians just coast along, secure in the knowledge that the road to the Cup goes through Brasil. What fun!